D-List X-Men. Perfection.

D-List X-Men. Perfection.

(Source: neilaglet, via spx)

Adventure Time mashups. (Forgot to save sources.)

#AdventureTime #KingoftheHill #StarWars

"Be a dad. Don’t be ‘Mom’s assistant.’ That’s depressing, just waiting for her to write you a list, walk around a store staring at it, calling her from the cereal aisle to make sure you got the right thing. Be a man. Make your own list. Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a 4-year-old? Take it on. Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you. I did that. I spent more time with my kids. And I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure."

For many reasons, Louis C.K. is about the only person who talks about parenthood in a way that makes me even consider being a parent. This one is Father’s Day themed.

(Source: Louis C.K. via http://huff.to/SGHhtr)

This describes my life so accurately it’s painful. I even eat apple slices almost every day. #poorlydrawnlines
(Source: http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/apple-slices/)

This describes my life so accurately it’s painful. I even eat apple slices almost every day. #poorlydrawnlines

(Source: http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/apple-slices/)

The duck and I have this in common.
#poorlydrawnlines
Source: http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/little-duck/

The duck and I have this in common.

#poorlydrawnlines

Source: http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/little-duck/

I have two friends with whom I call this expression “hate face.” Hyperbole and a Half somehow knows all my personal nuances, but can explain them better than I can.
#hyperboleandahalf #hateface 

I have two friends with whom I call this expression “hate face.” Hyperbole and a Half somehow knows all my personal nuances, but can explain them better than I can.

#hyperboleandahalf #hateface 

#30Rock #lizlemon #tinafey 

(Source: frankoceanvevo, via reneeduhhh)

Sometimes Finnish police have reindeer instead of dogs.

Sometimes Finnish police have reindeer instead of dogs.

#ILiterallyCantEven

#ILiterallyCantEven

really-shit:

A Woman’s Work Is Never Done

In support of higher pay for hard workers in ancillary jobs, british artist Eliza Bennett embroidered her hand using her skin as a canvas.

She embroidered her own hand. Horrifying, fascinating, amazing, powerful.

(Source: zillamag.com)